Dear Johnny

Once upon a time there was a girl named Samantha Pislik. While she was walking in the park on a sunny summer day, she met a guy named Johnny Melek. It was love at first sight. Johnny was a missionary to Turkey and Samantha was a pretty jerk. She was upset because he spent all his time helping orphans and widows (she hated spiders). He went back to Turkey for a missionary trip that would last for three months. He promised he would come back and marry her when he returned. He even gave her a ring made of grass.

While he was away, Samantha met a wealthy gentleman jerk. His name was Peter Zengin. She burnt Johnny’s ring and married Peter. She sent Johnny a text message that read: “Dear Johnny...That is your name right? Anyway…I am getting married to this really rich guy!!! AHH! I am so excited! :) See you soon then, Samantha.”

The angelic Johnny was upset at the news of his beloved married to another. He threw his phone in the fire and it exploded in his face. He was left forever blind.

Meanwhile, Elephants stole Samantha’s husband, Peter’s, money. He went into extreme shock and died. Samantha was extremely sad because she had no more money.

One day at the park on a cold winter day, she saw Johnny and waved. But he didn’t respond so she assumed he was ignoring her. Feeling sorry for what she had done she went up to him and gave him a big hug. Startled, the blind Johnny yelled and knocked her to the ground. Shocked and distraught by his response, Samantha ran away crying.

The End