Thursday, March 10, 2011

The Perfect Princess

Once upon a time there was a princess. And she was as perfect as a princess could get. She lived in a palace with her mother and father, the queen and king. She was also engaged to the most handsome prince. He was also rich, kind, and very smart. 
One day she was walking through the woods and she met a little green frog. He told the young beautiful princess, "if you give me a kiss I will turn into the car of your dreams." So she bent down and gave him a kiss.
He then turned into a ugly rusted out minivan and ran over her. Then he turned into the ugliest little ape you had ever seen. He was dressed up in a ugly green coat with a sword. He then went to the palace and stabbed the king in the heart and pushed the queen off a cliff into a deadly waterfall.
Two weeks later the prince that was engaged to the dead princess came to marry her and when he heard that she was dead, he fell over and died of a broken heart. 
The End

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